Our County Council's current coporate acronyms:

NEWMODEL (New Management, Organisation, Delegation and Leadership)
DELITE (Delivering Total Excellence)
WOWEE (Ways Of Working to Enable Excellence)

I especially love the last one. I wonder if senior managers manage to keep a straight face when they use it in meetings.

I wish I was the person who got paid to think these things up. Come to think of it, why are my taxes spent on thinking these things up?