Oh, and another thing...

I've been thinking that the thing I lack on my blog is an "about me" section. I'm sure that everyone would find this extremely dull and uninformative, and certainly my mammoth* readership hasn't called for one. I promise that there'll be no photos or personal details about me or anyone I know on here, so there's no point in identifying myself.

Still, the lack bothers me. I might make some up. How about a series of fictitious "about the author" blurby things, like the ones you get on pretentious dust jackets?


* Donations to the "Surgical Removal of the Author's Tongue From Her Cheek" fund gratefully accepted