The boyfriend bought me a present today. It's a copy of the Telegraph. Today's front page headline reads:

Bird flu warning: give jabs to those and risk

He tells me "I saw it, and thought of you". I'm pleased, as he is completely immune to politics, and therefore I can be a hundred percent sure that he wasn't insulting me by buying me the Torygraph (a right wing rag I would rather read than the Daily Mail, but would never buy for myself, natch).