Overheard on the bus:

"Oh god, I've just got to go out tonight. It's Friday! My parents just don't understand. I've been begging my dad for money all day, he's so got to give in. I'll probably end up in LEL in St Ives, it's, like, the shittest nightclub in the world. Well. It's nice. No, it's good actually. Oh, I dunno..."

I swear to god: if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to pass my driving test .